Welcome to the Enjoy website, my name is Andy White and I really want you to leave this site in an improved state of mind. Be prepared and have plenty of spare socks next to you because they will be knocked off by what you find here. In fact, space scientists recently confirmed that the thin ring discovered around Neptune is composed of millions of socks blown off people who have visited this site.

If you fancy a good hoot, take a look at my life story. It will have you rolling in the aisles.

If you need a lift, take a look at the Brilliant You page. The information here will blow your mind. Yes - the truth really can set you free.

For the nerds out there, check out my computer programming tips.

You've seen it advertised on telly. You've heard your friends mention it. Yes, its the amazing and hillarious embarrasing moments vault. Here you can read the confessions of other embarrasees and email me your stories and have them uploaded for others to see. (... c'mon you sods, email me some stories)

Don't children come up with some corkers. Take a look at some classic questions my son has come with lately.

And finally, for those wishing to make use of my services, you can check my CV.